Willamette Week intern Josh Silverman stole his own bike from seven public place around Portland on Aug. 16.

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25 Responses to “Steal This Bike”

  • Commando303X says:

    Gotta love how people just watch and laugh…or help steal the bike…

  • blackhexx says:

    if you noticed it was the same bike every time
    it even had the same water bottel

  • MarkusBerkus says:

    read the description dumb ass. it says its his own bike everytime…

  • ZzXchrisXzZ says:

    ive stole bikes and the best way is with bolt cutters and if theres a bike out side a shop pick it up and ride of and im only 14 and im probaly the best than him and he takes to long

  • Cr1sisInBrettoria says:

    read description

  • BREN70S says:

    what size boltcutters ? i have my eye on some and theres a couple of size tools

  • ricolalozenge says:

    you asshole

  • ipodless91 says:

    yeah no shit, he’s stealing his own bike. read the description next time.

  • Keldrad says:

    there’s really nothing people can do. he’s an innocent-looking white guy in the middle of the day. all he has to say is that he forgot his key, and any citizen would probably not protest. and even if they did, there’s no way to prove it unless the citizen watched someone else park it… or unless it was a black guy… lol

  • NerdyCanadian says:

    Fuck you. Bike thieves should die in a large, hot fire. What gives you the right to steal from someone else you worthless waste-of-fucking skin? Your mother should have a retroactive abortion. Fuck you.

  • DeadlyMACD says:

    If I catch you stealing a bike I’ll beat the living shit out of you and make you wish you were dead.

  • Xalt3266 says:

    Another thing, he did not look suspicious at all..looked like he forgot his key, so it looked exactly like what the video said “He was stealing his own bike.” I wouldn’t have thought anything weird about it either! So this video is really pointless…

  • kcnirva says:

    sorry dude, wasnt my intention to negativate you.

  • kernone213 says:

    hes white! who’s going to say anything! just looks like he lost his keys. put a black man then the whole thing changes! you will probably even see those same people hitting him and calling the cops

  • Madgoo says:

    Unless hes Micheal Jackson^^.
    Nah dude, we should all stop even talking about black and white we should just talk about humans.

  • naynay101hotdog says:

    lol @ gay black man

  • drsquirrel0 says:

    Audacity is the game here, I don’t think anyone could believe that someone would theif it that “slow” or that open.

    Also there is a bike bottle on there… how many people leave their bottle? It looks like he has returned, put his bottle back, and then tried to crack it.

    Still, it’s funny how people “ignore it”.

    The end part is more funny, with the hood up etc, but he gets help this time, lol.

  • CONKER17 says:

    wth the ending LOL he helped him XDDDD

  • CONKER17 says:

    ya but noone knew it was really his bike he could have lied

  • pb4evr says:

    whats the tool hes using called?

  • Richard19706 says:

    why you still shit too?

  • Richard19706 says:

    why you steal shit too?

  • pb4evr says:

    LOL no theres alot of badass dirt feilds with small marked trails around my house that i would love to ride, to bad theres a chain locking the gate

  • Richard19706 says:

    ohh… lol damn that sucks, they always have some cool trails and jumps that always have a private property sign by them it pisses me off but it doesnt stop me haha, i take my dirtbike behind there and there was another one that was chained off with these big ass jumps i couldnt get into that one haha

  • pb4evr says:

    and the part that pisses me off is that nothing will happen if i get caught, there are no signs on the gate of private propertey or no trespassing theres only one that says no dumping which probably means its public ahh!!!

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